HOLY FREAKING CRAP!

AND HOLY FREAKING MOLY!

You guys got me into the top 1,000 on Amazon! Eeep!! This crazy! Absolutely crazy! Thank you so much. I don't even know what more to say. I'm stunned. Thank you for tweeting and telling your friends and reading and buying and reviewing and interacting with me and all the other stuff amazing readers do!

All of a sudden, my giveaway feels lacking, but I do hope you'll still enter on Monday! You could be wearing a replica of a Fender Stratocaster electric guitar necklace (much like Kai's guitar, Sable) come March!